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[b:cefa5959f8] In the dead of summer a fly was resting on a leaf Beside a lake. A hot, dry fly who said to no one in particular, "Gosh ... if I go down three inches, I will feel the mist from the water and I will be refreshed."

There was a fish in the water thinking, "Gosh ... if that fly goes down three inches I can eat him."

There was a bear on the shore thinking, "Gosh ... if that fly goes down three inches . that fish will jump for the fly ...and I will eat him."

It also happened that a hunter was farther up the bank of the lake preparing to eat a cheese sandwich.
"Gosh," he thought, "if that fly goes down three inches ... and that fish leaps for it... that bear will expose himself and grab for the fish. I'll shoot the bear and then have a proper trophy."

You probably think this is enough activity for one bank of a lake, but...I can tell you there was more...

A wee mouse by the hunter's foot was thinking, "Gosh... if that fly goes down three inches...and that fish jumps for that fly.... and that bear grabs for that fish,the dumb hunter will shoot the bear and drop his cheese sandwich."

A cat lurking in the bushes took in this scene and thought, as was fashionable to do on the banks of this particular lake around lunch time, " Gosh... if that fly goes down three inches... and that fish jumps for that fly... and that bear grabs for that fish.... and that hunter shoots that bear... and that mouse makes off with the cheese sandwich...then I can have mouse for lunch."

The poor fly is finally so hot and so dry that he heads down for the cooling mist of the water... The fish swallows the fly... The bear grabs the fish... The hunter shoots the bear.... The mouse grabs the cheese sandwich... The cat jumps for the mouse... The mouse ducks... The cat falls into the water and drowns.

[color=red:cefa5959f8]The moral of the story is: Whenever a fly goes down three inches, some pussy is probably in danger[/color:cefa5959f8].[/b:cefa5959f8]

16/08/2005 14:22

Hey... no comments?

OK.

Not to worry.

:D :wink:

El Gato Felix

16/08/2005 23:20

[quote:3290da942c="El Gato Felix"]Hey... no comments?

OK.

Not to worry.

:D :wink:

El Gato Felix[/quote:3290da942c]
Yo no entendí un pomo....
[size=7:3290da942c](que te recontra por las dudas)[/size:3290da942c]
Saludos :wink:

16/08/2005 23:23

oh my friend Felix the cat , my english is very basic but for me is a good chance to practise that , in a future I have to practise more , bye bye little cat , juaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa :lol:

16/08/2005 23:36

Buenisimo!

jajajajajaja muy bueno!.

Mientras lo leía creía que no terminaba más; muy buena la moraleja:
'Siempre que una mosca vaya abajo de tres pulgadas, algún gatito está probablemente en peligro'..

Saludetes!

16/08/2005 23:54

[quote:2e7db2406a="El Gato Felix"][b:2e7db2406a] In the dead of summer a fly was resting on a leaf Beside a lake. A hot, dry fly who said to no one in particular, "Gosh ... if I go down three inches, I will feel the mist from the water and I will be refreshed."

There was a fish in the water thinking, "Gosh ... if that fly goes down three inches I can eat him."

There was a bear on the shore thinking, "Gosh ... if that fly goes down three inches . that fish will jump for the fly ...and I will eat him."

It also happened that a hunter was farther up the bank of the lake preparing to eat a cheese sandwich.
"Gosh," he thought, "if that fly goes down three inches ... and that fish leaps for it... that bear will expose himself and grab for the fish. I'll shoot the bear and then have a proper trophy."

You probably think this is enough activity for one bank of a lake, but...I can tell you there was more...

A wee mouse by the hunter's foot was thinking, "Gosh... if that fly goes down three inches...and that fish jumps for that fly.... and that bear grabs for that fish,the dumb hunter will shoot the bear and drop his cheese sandwich."

A cat lurking in the bushes took in this scene and thought, as was fashionable to do on the banks of this particular lake around lunch time, " Gosh... if that fly goes down three inches... and that fish jumps for that fly... and that bear grabs for that fish.... and that hunter shoots that bear... and that mouse makes off with the cheese sandwich...then I can have mouse for lunch."

The poor fly is finally so hot and so dry that he heads down for the cooling mist of the water... The fish swallows the fly... The bear grabs the fish... The hunter shoots the bear.... The mouse grabs the cheese sandwich... The cat jumps for the mouse... The mouse ducks... The cat falls into the water and drowns.

[color=red:2e7db2406a]The moral of the story is: Whenever a fly goes down three inches, some pussy is probably in danger[/color:2e7db2406a].[/b:2e7db2406a][/quote:2e7db2406a]

[size=24:2e7db2406a][color=red:2e7db2406a]un traductor a la derecha por favor[/color:2e7db2406a][/size:2e7db2406a]

17/08/2005 1:10

[quote:5e77e37cd1="juanjo972"]
[size=24:5e77e37cd1][color=red:5e77e37cd1]un traductor a la derecha por favor[/color:5e77e37cd1][/size:5e77e37cd1][/quote:5e77e37cd1]

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P.D.: el que no corre...vuela

17/08/2005 1:32

[quote:b73c0846d2="juanjo972"][quote:b73c0846d2="El Gato Felix"][b:b73c0846d2] In the dead of summer a fly was resting on a leaf Beside a lake. A hot, dry fly who said to no one in particular, "Gosh ... if I go down three inches, I will feel the mist from the water and I will be refreshed."

There was a fish in the water thinking, "Gosh ... if that fly goes down three inches I can eat him."

There was a bear on the shore thinking, "Gosh ... if that fly goes down three inches . that fish will jump for the fly ...and I will eat him."

It also happened that a hunter was farther up the bank of the lake preparing to eat a cheese sandwich.
"Gosh," he thought, "if that fly goes down three inches ... and that fish leaps for it... that bear will expose himself and grab for the fish. I'll shoot the bear and then have a proper trophy."

You probably think this is enough activity for one bank of a lake, but...I can tell you there was more...

A wee mouse by the hunter's foot was thinking, "Gosh... if that fly goes down three inches...and that fish jumps for that fly.... and that bear grabs for that fish,the dumb hunter will shoot the bear and drop his cheese sandwich."

A cat lurking in the bushes took in this scene and thought, as was fashionable to do on the banks of this particular lake around lunch time, " Gosh... if that fly goes down three inches... and that fish jumps for that fly... and that bear grabs for that fish.... and that hunter shoots that bear... and that mouse makes off with the cheese sandwich...then I can have mouse for lunch."

The poor fly is finally so hot and so dry that he heads down for the cooling mist of the water... The fish swallows the fly... The bear grabs the fish... The hunter shoots the bear.... The mouse grabs the cheese sandwich... The cat jumps for the mouse... The mouse ducks... The cat falls into the water and drowns.

[color=red:b73c0846d2]The moral of the story is: Whenever a fly goes down three inches, some pussy is probably in danger[/color:b73c0846d2].[/b:b73c0846d2][/quote:b73c0846d2]

[size=24:b73c0846d2][color=red:b73c0846d2]un traductor a la derecha por favor[/color:b73c0846d2][/size:b73c0846d2][/quote:b73c0846d2][b:b73c0846d2]
Juanjo972....... aca te dejo la traduccion,espero que te guste el cuento y la moraleja.[img:b73c0846d2]http://www.parentshideout.net/forums/images/smilies/Kiss1.gif[/img:b73c0846d2] y cuidate

En el final del verano, una mosca descansaba sobre una hoja, junto a un lago. Una seca y acalorada mosca, que dijo lo siguiente a nadie en particular: "Cielos ... si desciendo ocho centímetros, sentiré la bruma del agua y estaré más fresca."

Había un pez en el agua pensando, "Cielos ... si esa mosca desciende ocho centímetros podré comerla."

Había un oso en la costa pensando, "Cielos ... si esa mosca desciende ocho centímetros... ese pez saltará por ella... y yo me lo comeré."

También dio la casualidad que un cazador estaba un poco más lejos, río arriba sobre la orilla del lago, preparándose para comer un sándwich de queso.
"Cielos," pensó, "si esa mosca desciende ocho centímetros ... y ese pez salta a por ella... ese oso se pondrá al descubierto y atrapará al pez. Le dispararé al oso y así tendré un trofeo digno."

Probablemente pienses que ya es suficiente actividad para una orilla del lago, pero... puedo contarte que hubo más...

Un ratoncito muy pequeño que estaba junto al pie del cazador pensaba, "Cielos... si esa mosca desciende ocho centímetros... y ese pez salta a por ella.... y ese oso atrapa al pez, el tonto cazador le disparará al oso y dejará caer su sándwich de queso."

Un gato escondido entre los arbustos comprendió esta escena y pensó (algo de moda en las orillas de este lago en particular, a la hora del almuerzo): "Cielos... si esa mosca desciende ocho centímetros... y ese pez salta a por ella.... y ese oso atrapa al pez... y si ese cazador le dispara al oso... y ese ratón sale corriendo con el sándwich de queso... entonces podré almorzarme al ratón."

La pobre mosca finalmente se siente tan acalorada y tan seca que se dirige hacia la refrescante bruma del agua... el pez se traga la mosca... el oso atrapa al pez... el cazador le dispara al oso.... el ratón agarra el sándwich de queso... el gato salta encima del ratón... el ratón se agacha... el gato cae al agua y se ahoga.

La moraleja de la historia es: Siempre que una mosca (bragueta, en inglés "fly" es "mosca", o "bragueta de pantalón", entre otras cosas) desciende 8 centímetros, algún gatito (pussy significa "gatito" o "conchita", de vagina") probablemente esté en peligro.

PD."el que no corre vuela y al que vuela se lo coge superman"[img:b73c0846d2]http://www.parentshideout.net/forums/images/smilies/giggles.gif[/img:b73c0846d2][img:b73c0846d2]http://www.parentshideout.net/forums/images/smilies/giggles.gif[/img:b73c0846d2]
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17/08/2005 2:23

[quote:e6155df4eb="innocent"][quote:e6155df4eb="juanjo972"]
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P.D.: el que no corre...vuela[/quote:e6155df4eb]

chaaaaaaaaaaaaaa graciax

17/08/2005 2:26

[quote:bb5a288a41="El Gato Felix"][b:bb5a288a41]
[color=red:bb5a288a41]The moral of the story is: Whenever a fly goes down three inches, some pussy is probably in danger[/color:bb5a288a41].[/b:bb5a288a41][/quote:bb5a288a41][b:bb5a288a41]
El Gato Felix.... the moral of the story is excellent =D> =D>
congrats :hello1: :hello1:
Bechos y cuidate :wink: [/b:bb5a288a41]

17/08/2005 2:27

[quote:f593dc67a8="Namede"]
Juanjo972....... aca te dejo la traduccion,espero que te guste el cuento y la moraleja.[img:f593dc67a8]http://www.parentshideout.net/forums/images/smilies/Kiss1.gif[/img:f593dc67a8] y cuidate
[/quote:f593dc67a8]

seeeeeeeeeeeee mami :twisted:

perdon :oops:

linda

gracias por todo

un besote enorme che

17/08/2005 2:31

To me I like but the French language.

:laughing3: :laughing8: :laughing7:

17/08/2005 7:13

[quote:e792801347="Itaca"]To me I like but the French language.

:laughing3: :laughing8: :laughing7:[/quote:e792801347]

Una buena francesa es siempre mejor que cualquier fucking english

17/08/2005 7:43

What do you say El Gato Felix???????? i can't undertand un joraca!!!!!! :wink:

17/08/2005 9:04

[quote:5481b41bf7="Namede"][quote:5481b41bf7="El Gato Felix"][b:5481b41bf7]
[color=red:5481b41bf7]The moral of the story is: Whenever a fly goes down three inches, some pussy is probably in danger[/color:5481b41bf7].[/b:5481b41bf7][/quote:5481b41bf7][b:5481b41bf7]
El Gato Felix.... the moral of the story is excellent =D> =D>
congrats :hello1: :hello1:
Bechos y cuidate :wink: [/b:5481b41bf7][/quote:5481b41bf7]

My dear and adorable Namede:

Excelente traducción, sobre todo por la aclaración del ¡juego de palabras... lamentablemente, para el que no conce esos dobles sentidos, la cosa pierde un poco de gracia... :( :( :(

Un beso, princesa!

El Gato Felix

17/08/2005 13:15

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