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[quote:2f68b51623="BorrachoIngles"]Qual es la codigo para un chica de gustan leche?

Gracias

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What is the code used to describe a girl who likes to drink milk? :wink:

Thank you[/quote:2f68b51623]


[size=18:2f68b51623][color=blue:2f68b51623][b:2f68b51623]PT s/ hasta el final[/b:2f68b51623][/color:2f68b51623][/size:2f68b51623] :wink:

Saludos :P

Yes, thet's correct, but you better watch your pronunciation.

it should go more or less like this:

peH (try not to pronounce the H) (like the Pe of Pensylvania) + teH (again , forget the H) + sin (like sin) + ass-taH (ta like in talent, skip the H) +"L" (name the letter L) + fin (like a fish's fin) + al (lije naming your friend Hal, withouth the H)

Pe-te sin, ass-ta L fin-al

Now, repeat it about 50 times till you get the knack of it, without getting drunk in the meantime and without laughing.

If you can keep your head when all about you
Are losing theirs and blaming it on you, then, my boy... you'll get a helluva of a blow job!
(with due respect to Kipling) 8) 8)

Hello to all
Incredible, we have now an inernational "foro"

Borrachoingles
To be clear, you can finish inside girls's mouth ( this means [color=red:91eb36da94]"Pete sin hasta el final"[/color:91eb36da94] ) but is very difficult to find a lady that wants to [color=red:91eb36da94]"drink or swallow the milk"[/color:91eb36da94].
regards - Loreli

[u:a702abf18a]CREO QUE LA TIENE RECLARA[/u:a702abf18a]
(YOU SEE VERY CLIR)

Dir Inglishcheborra... :drunken:
You la haf mas reclara que us! :cheers:
You comon argentine con EUROS manny EUROS!!! :drunken:
Chiks in the wold like muchos euros otr dolares or mony.
You chow mony, and more more more drinkingmilk OK!
Con money todo good, very good. :joker:
lol
Got it?
Goog lucky y good mucho milk in argentinew.
The best!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Welcome y Byes......

Mr. Deztrcer25 is right.
Just keep showing fistfuls of GBP or Euros till the damsel cries for mercy, being overwhelmed with the possibility of instant wealth.
Then, if you cannot pronounce properly the magic words, use the plain "Me Tarzan-you Jane" system reinforcing it with sign language to convey your interest and lust. :roll:
Finally, get ready to provide the girl with an adequate dairy nourishment
But... beware of the cannibal!

[color=darkblue:93bfa626cb][b:93bfa626cb]VA TOMANDO SU SABOR [/b:93bfa626cb][/color:93bfa626cb]

Señor Miembro [b:93bfa626cb]El Gato Felix[/b:93bfa626cb]:

Por el texto suyo que acabo de dar lectura, creo percibir que ambos le estamos sintiendo un saborcillo a los [b:93bfa626cb]TOPICS[/b:93bfa626cb] del Señor [b:93bfa626cb]BorrachoInglés[/b:93bfa626cb].
Por otra parte, le felicito por su refinado uso de la lengua de Shakespeare.
La caníbal era [u:93bfa626cb]Lorena Bowitt[/u:93bfa626cb]?

Un fuerte abrazo,

Estimado PonchoNegro.

No, se trata de un viejo chiste, que lamentablemente pierde su gracia porque cité el remate. pero lo cuento igual, Ud. borre todo recuerdo anterior y sígame la corriente:

En plena Guerra Fría una delegación soviética visita un país del Africa, para ofrecer apoyo logístico, ideologia, armas, teoria marxista,etc..
A la noche, despues de un banquetazo, los rusos y sus nuevos amigos (los capos del gobierno de turno), totalmente mamados, empiezan a buscar nuevas diversiones, y en una de esas uno de los rusos saca de su cartuchera el revólver, hace girar el tambor , se apoya el caño en la sien y... ¡click! ... nada;le pasa el arma a otro ruso, el cual hace lo mismo, ¡click! y nada.
Los negros los miran extrañados, y preguntan que corno es eso. Los rusos les explican que esa es la famosa ruleta rusa, que se pone una sola bala en el tambor, y al que le toca.. le toca.
Los negros se miran....
Y uno dice: -Nosotros tenemos algo parecido, sólo que en vez de ruleta rusa lo llamamos ruleta africana. ¿Quieren concerla?
Los rusos, más mamados en el ínterin, aceptan entusiasmados. Los llevan a una salita donde hay seis jóvenes negras, de unos 15-18 años, totalmente en bolas, con unas tetitas paradas como sólo las tienen las negras de esa edad, y unas nalgas que...para que contar! Los rusos se quedan estupefactos.
Uno de los negros explica:
-Usted elige a una de estas negras, se la lleva a la pieza de al lado, y hace con ella lo que quiera. Nosotros, por lo general, pedimos que nos tiren el fideo, porque son especialistas en ello.
Los rusos se miran entre ellos... se cagan de risa, y uno de ellos elige a una esplendida negra y se la lleva a la pieza de al lado, donde, por señas, le indica que quiere un PT sin, garganta profunda, hasta el final.
La negra se despacha de una manera que al ruso le saca la mamúa, lo deja con los ojos llorosos y las piernas temblequeantes.
Salen los dos, la negrita relamiéndose la bocaza y el ruso, totalmente fundido, alcanza a preguntarle a uno de los negros:
-Oiga...¿y dónde está el placer del riesgo? ¿Cuál es la ruleta africana?
El negro lo mira y le dice: -Estimado amigo, se ve que NO le tocó la caníbal!!

[u:1705f75aa0]VERY GOOD!!!!![/u:1705f75aa0]

Mr. Felix The Cat:

I shit of risas, never oir jokes in the club wis friends.
Caniball jajajaja.
Mai congratulatinssss much cingratulkation....
More, more more !!!!

Sincerely,
[color=red:1705f75aa0][b:1705f75aa0]"Viva la santa cruzada thestrongdogista, mueran los salvajes truchadores de fotos"[/b:1705f75aa0][/color:1705f75aa0]

BorrachoIngles
Wellcome to BairesGirl's forum bro...
I hope you have a blast in Argentina, and for more info about the milk drinkers, check out the search options..
You can look at it typing: "Pete sin hasta el final" and clicking "BUSCAR EN EL FORO" bottom, I'm sure you will find some girls there...

Good luck dude...

DeAldo

Dear Borracho Ingles:

if you have only pesos, and you cannot hide or camouflage your english accent (or scottish brogue, or whatever cant you happen to have) ....
things will be a bit more gloomy, my boy.
Nowadays, with such a surfeit of foreign tourists running around with their tongue out and their dick stiff (or is it the other way?), competition is really fierce.
Consider that overseas (for instance, Europe or other such un-civilized regions), a catfish quality damsel (what we would here call "un bagre") will charge no less than 200 or more units, let them be U$, Euros or GBP.
For that money, you get here Grade A pure, undiluted cunt of more than excellent quality. Consider then that for a mere $100 (local currency) you can get delicious, tasty and juicy damsels, and then you have the arithmetic done. 6 to one, viz. for even money you get 6 times more. And to add insult to injury, if a first class damsel charges here a plain $ 100, her counterpart in Europe shall be close to the 600-800 Euros, thus catapulting the equation to 20-24 to one.
In other words...you are up the creek without a paddle, unless you develop -and very quickly- an accent as porteño as possible- or use signal language to imply that you cannot talk for some credible reason(remember "Planet of the Apes"?) but that you are not otherwise impaired to engage in carnal knowledge.
Left hand: touch tip of the thumb with tip of the index, making a close circle, introduce right index into circle and move it in and out several times, winking with a lewd expression: then produce a $ 100 note and wave it, tantalizingly, in front of the damsel's eyes.
This should do the trick, unless you happen to be so horny that you don't realize that the damsel is, in fact, a policewoman.
Good luck (you'll need it!)
Sorry, but I don't have any other idea at this moment.

Dear BorrachoIngles:

Another solution would be, maybe, to keep yourself limited to a couple of damsels which you've already "tried and found NOT wanting".
This has the disadvantage of not getting to know new beauties, but it has, under a financial point of view, the advantage that you play with fair cards and that the fees are already fixed. Something similar to an aperture of 1 NT (if you are acquaintanced with the lingo of bridge).
Maybe, in this way and after several visits to the same pleasure dome, you might encourage the girl to introduce you to one of her friends, in the understanding that the fee would be the same... and maybe, riasing the bet, she could also organize for you -ahd her- a threesome.
Best luck and... keep practicising that "porteño" accent.
:D