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JAJAJA VERY IS GOOD: Está muy bueno.

Muy Bueno supergati Congratulation's =D>

Estupendo :wink:
Saludos :P

[color=darkblue:60babe02d3][b:60babe02d3]ENGLISH TRANSLATIONS[/b:60babe02d3][/color:60babe02d3]

[size=18:60babe02d3]2 GOOD
+
2 BE
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4 GOTTEN[/size:60babe02d3]

[color=red:60babe02d3][b:60babe02d3]Continuará Do Fear!![/b:60babe02d3][/color:60babe02d3]

Muy bueno... :-) :-) :-)
Acá van algunas frases gateriles por si quieren postear algo en wsgforum o algún otro en inglés, con esto seguro que los van a entender ;-)

[b:9a9c38bcbd]Does she give the little turkey?? [/b:9a9c38bcbd]>>Entrega el pavito??
[b:9a9c38bcbd]She threw me the rubber. [/b:9a9c38bcbd] >>Me tiró la goma.
[b:9a9c38bcbd]Going down to the manger. [/b:9a9c38bcbd] >>Bajar al pesebre.
[b:9a9c38bcbd]I ate her happy box. [/b:9a9c38bcbd] >>Le comí la cajita feliz

[color=darkblue:602c04d28a][b:602c04d28a]LESSON ONE - JUST KIDDING[/b:602c04d28a][/color:602c04d28a]

Dear [b:602c04d28a]supergati[/b:602c04d28a]:

Eye to louse!
I´m eating a little female gauchos package.
What a handrail in this PV.
Let´s go yet! to burry the sweet potatoe,
It matter me a whistle the gift
but your sister is an iron and she told me putting was the goose
and between no more and have a drink.
I told her you are ticket!
She threw me the rubber and I ate her happy box!
The End

Regards,
BlackPoncho

[color=red:602c04d28a][b:602c04d28a]To be Continued!![/b:602c04d28a][/color:602c04d28a]

he went to the shell of the parrot = se fue a la concha de la lora

to throw a dust = echar un polvo

more bitch than the chikens = mas puta que las gallinas.

it smokes me = me la fuma

one stone the houre = un roca la hora

i give till death = le doy hasta que me muera

gettin to dums and fools = cojiendo a tontas y a locas

sit in the boldhead = sentate en el pelado

i put it in dry= te la pongo en seco

i eat a messy = me comi un travieso

chau = bye

[color=darkred:f8a20d138a][b:f8a20d138a]Memorandum[/b:f8a20d138a][/color:f8a20d138a] UN POCO DE HUMOR EN INGLES Y SPANGLISH :twisted:

Un Directivo de una multinacional estuvo por Buenos Aires y desde la
Casa Matriz envió el siguiente memorandum:
"Dear Sirs,
It has been brought to our attention by several officials visiting our
establishment in Buenos Aires that offensive language is commonly used by
our Spanish speaking staff. Such behavior, in addition to violating our
policy, is highly Unprofessional and offensive to both visitors and staff.
All personnel will immediately adhere to the following rules:
1. Words like carajo, la puta madre or me da por el quinto forro and other
such expressions will not be tolerated or used for emphasis or dramatic
effect, no matter how heated a discussion may become.
2. You will not say la cagó when someone makes a mistake, or la está
cagando
if you see someone being reprimanded, or qué cagada when a major mistake
has
been made. All forms and derivations of the verb cagar are utterly
inappropriate and unacceptable in our environment.
3. No project manager, section head or administrator under any
circumstances
will be referred as hijo de mil putas, guanaco, mal parido, es una mierda
or
es una bosta.
4. Lack of determination will not be referred to as falta de huevos or
will
persons who lack initiative be referred to as cagón de mierda, pelotudo,
or boludo.
5. Unusual or creative ideas offered by the management are not to be
referred as pajas mentales or pendejadas.
6. Do not say cómo hincha las pelotas or qué ladilla de mierda if a person
is persistent; do not add cagó fuego if a colleague is going through a
difficult situation. Furthermore, you must not say cagamos (refer to item
#2) or nos rompieron el orto when a matter becomes excessively
complicated.
7. When asking a someone to leave you alone, you must not say andate a la
concha de tu hermana or should you ever substitute May I help you? with
¿Qué carajo querés?
8. Under no circumstances should you ever call your elderly industrial
partners viejos chotos.
9. Do not say me chupa un huevo when a relevant project is presented to
you, or should you ever answer sobame el nabo when your assistance is
required.
10. You should never call partners as puto de mierda or vieja tortillera;
the sexual behavior of our staff is not to be discussed in terms such as
viejo balinero, tragasables or maricon de mierda.
11. Last but not least, after reading this note please don't say me la
paso
por el orto. Just keep it clean and dispose of it properly .

Thank you. Regards,
"The Management"

SOFIA

:hello1: :hello1: :hello1: :hello1: :hello1: :hello1: :hello1: :hello1: :hello1: :hello1: :hello1:


Simplemente, sublime

[b:41309b4df4]SPANGLISH[/b:41309b4df4]

Querida [b:41309b4df4]sofía[/b:41309b4df4]:

Como solía preguntar Jorge "El Gordo" Porcel: No es fino?

Definitivamente [color=darkblue:41309b4df4][b:41309b4df4]ES MUY FINO[/b:41309b4df4][/color:41309b4df4]!!!

Cariños,

[color=red:41309b4df4][b:41309b4df4]Continuará - Driven!![/b:41309b4df4][/color:41309b4df4]

thk u very much!!!!!

:wink: sofia

[color=blue:4db17f8d2b][b:4db17f8d2b]Sofi[/b:4db17f8d2b][/color:4db17f8d2b], Excelente :twisted:

[color=blue:4db17f8d2b][b:4db17f8d2b]PN[/b:4db17f8d2b][/color:4db17f8d2b], me encanto su nueva firma :wink:

Saludos :P